Seducing the straight, “-er” types
Question: What is an “-er”?
Answer: Waiter, Driver, Construction Worker,…
Among the many talents of this friend of mine is an uncanny ability to seduce straight men, and his specialty? The “-er” types. I told him last night I’ll write about him here, and we were so laughing about the idea. So here.
On this first of a series, I’ll tell you how I saw him, with my very own eyes, work on the waiter of a dessert place we went to several weeks back.
It was in Robinson’s Place in Malate, one mid-afternoon. As we were deciding on what to order, this conversation ensued between him and the young, swarthy, rather cute waiter that attended to us:
“Hmmm,… anong masarap na coffee ninyo?” my friend nonchalantly asked the -er while surveying the items in the menu.
“Sir `yung iced coffee po namin, masarap!” the waiter replied.
My friend then turned his eyes from the menu to the waiter, then with a slight, naughty smile, said, “masarap ba talaga `yun?”
He darted a quick “Opo sir!”
Without breaking his eye contact with the waiter, he asked “Kapag in-order ko ba yung iced coffee, ibibigay mo sa akin ang number mo?”
The waiter blushed and smiled.
The iced coffee turned out bitter and ordinary, but that weekend, they were on their first date — sweet!
Next: the taxi driver who wanted it there and then.
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November 3rd, 2006 at 11:46 am
wow! idol!
November 4th, 2006 at 8:49 am
i can relate to your friend. i do have my own share of experiences with the “-er” kind. and to be honest, they are sometimes very hot despite the fact that they are known to be straight. taxi drivers & waiters, what have you “-er”s are really hot… depending on who you meet though. kudos to your friend. =)
November 6th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
I last heard the -er guy from a guy who happens to really know how to make paandar where it counts.
I have my own experiences, but they’re rather common. Shooting the breeze it starts then it gets hot and heavy.
Oh well.
November 19th, 2006 at 5:38 am
[…] “Uy, may kuwento ako sa iyo!” my friend blurted out one evening we were in Greenbelt. I featured this same friend in my post entitled “Seducing the straight ‘-er’ types” And just I suspected, the “kuwento” was about another “-er” escapade. Last time I witnessed him work on a “wait-er,” this time the accomplice was a “taxi driv-er.” […]
March 27th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
[…] Gay fantasies for the straight guy (ha, ano daw?) — but anyway, this is how they describe Pantasya, a new digital feature from Brillante Mendoza. Pantasya is compilation of five episodes that all deal with the wildest gay fantasies involving “men in uniform.†— translated as the -er types. The actions take place round the clock with each episode segueing to the next as follows: […]
August 21st, 2007 at 8:03 pm
more information on the how’s… di ako magaling dyan…