Are you one of those who feel down when it’s rainy and wet outside? Well, here’s something to make the sun shine on you. Funny!

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We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now, we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we have here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own business!” Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. She’s our of our lives.”

Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.!  digg:The!  spurl:The!  newsvine:The!  furl:The!  reddit:The!  fark:The!  Y!:The!


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21 Responses to “The!”

  1. kenny Says:


  2. blueharajuku Says:

    hahahaha its not my problem anymore, its her problem anymore

  3. George Says:

    Gosh, thanks you!!! It’s sooo funny!!!! I cried buckets of tears hahahha

  4. butch Says:

    it’s sooo funny… i look like a lunatic laughing alone in my room right now…

  5. Radioactive Adobo Says:

    Panalo ito! It made my day!

  6. Mancentral Says:

    I was so “HISTORICAL” when I read this. Ha …ha .. ha. it really brought my house down(wala ng bubong …parang bagyo).

    Of course I was “ITERATED” sa babae. Kontrabida siya. Pero knowing you, You are not a boy anymore. You’re a man anymore.

    Besides dalawa kayo ng boyfriend mo. In union, there is strength.

    At ang babaeng yan, I could care a damn! Para sa akin,she’s a spilled milk under the bridge!

  7. Joel Pierre Says:

    Melanie Marquez, isdatchu? Wahahahahah!!!

  8. Chuva ek-ek Says:

    Fanny! I laughing out loudness… The righter of this pose is every intelligence… you are my American idol… ghast! my stomach ache is so fainful so that I laughing out loudness.

  9. iloveelmo Says:

    what the fuss?! hahahaha

  10. Arthur Says:


    lagot ka pag nabasa to ng grammar and spelling teacher mo :D hehehe

  11. leo Says:

    What a day to start!!!!

  12. chismoso Says:

    sumakit ulo ko sa kakabasa :P

  13. nell Says:

    Kala ko grammatical errors lang sa simula… all throughout pala.. kaloka..

  14. Pravilno Says:

    Oh its more anymore… hehehe… Thanks… really nice one…

  15. hustlingmind Says:

    I told you not to go to, you go to, now look at! trans: (sinabi ng wag pumunta, pumunta pa rin. tnignan mo tuloy!) hehehe.

  16. JHVRothschild Says:

    Two True…”Life is Shorts.”

  17. Nadriamez Says:

    “When it rains, its four!”

    LOL :-D

  18. KittyQT Says:

    O my Gas! Is this laugh I’m falling?

  19. alain Says:

    im surprised a lot of your readers saw the humour in the piece..

  20. joey Says:


  21. immanuel Says:

    i likes you! lol!

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