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Gay Confusion and Love and DatingHow to seduce a straight guy

No, dearie, I won’t give you my secrets. Just kidding! I actually have none. So what’s with the title - how to seduce a straight guy? It’s a topic in a gay forum I read, and find it so hilariously funny! I just want to share some verbatim comments I read there, and maybe you yourself can learn (hahaha!) one or two tricks. As for me, whether straight, bi, or gay, as long as (1) both of you are of age — no minors please! and (2) you are both consenting, with no illegal means nor coercion — then you can do whatever you want. Basta walang agrabyado at masasaktan, go!
So, here goes…
How to Seduce a Straight Guy
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dirty talk them pag kayo na lang. for some reason, mga lalaking iyan eh nalilibugan din. some of my memorable bottoms are straight.
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for me, married na yung guy na naka-encounter ko. i just showed him na concern ako sa lahat ng bagay sa kanya. tapos i kept reminding him about good things in life. i made him laugh tapos nung minsan nag inuman kami. nagtaka ako kasi nagpakalasing sya tapos yun na sya na ang tumabi sa akin at nagparamdam na.
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sa mga success stories na narinig ko, isa lang ang common equation… alcohol! dapat lasingin o tipsy man lang! kasi naman kung totoong straight guy, dapat medyo altered ang senses nya para pumatol sa gay!
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when i was in college, i just started teasing this guy that he’s uncircumsized. ang teasing nauwi sa “showing”. and he just started heating up. the rest is history.
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watching a straight porn with straight guys… tried it once before with a group of straight guys sa aming neighborhood… at isa lang ang masasabi ko…isa isa lang!!!
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and finally, the simplest and funniest:
maglabas ng limpak limpak na salapi.
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Oct 10, 2006
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Yes, starting the whole thing with a case of beer or gin pomelo somehow makes things much easier. Men are so easy sometimes! When the guy has had enough alcohol and he’s feeling tipsy na (huwag masyadong lasingin kasi wala ding mangyayari kung sobrang lasing) start talking dirty. I have one famous line that always works: “Nasubukan mo na bang madilaan ng sampung minuto sa ilalim ng balls?”
Never fails! But you have to be ready to do what you promised.
Oct 10, 2006
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wow your majesty, quinn joya! mukhang sanay na sanay ang lola ko ha. you go girl! hahaha! glad to welcome you to my domain, my site, my window to all the internet denizens. mwah! (p.s. ilang balls na ang nadilaan? ayyy! so personal the question!)
Oct 11, 2006
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Proven and tested method….
Most of the guys that i was able to suck are drunk and they are the greatest.
Oct 13, 2006
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hi migs.
thank you for the warm welcome.
and how many balls na? including junior and senior balls? i lost count na. har har har.
but believe me, that line works all the time, especially sa mga barrios where they have oh so yummy brown boys. another tip, give them gin pomelo lang, kasi pag beer - they go the bathroom every ten minutes and you really cant get anything started (unless you follow them to the loo.)
Oct 24, 2006
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kaloka ang post na to ha!pero so true,tried and tested,hehe
Nov 4, 2006
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nice reports. news & pics
Dec 11, 2006
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What does “limpak limpak na salipi” mean?
Dec 11, 2006
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JP - it means loads of moolah
Jan 3, 2007
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try ko nga un..hehhe
Apr 25, 2007
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….OK… fine…. I have seduced a straight guy in doing it several times already.. now we are in relationship.. hindi pa rin sya na-aarouse pagnanonood ng Man to Man porn. na-aarouse lang sya pag kasama nya ako nanonood.. naaarouse sya pag kasama/katabi nya me… how could i make him a full blown.. 100% homosexual???.. note: he still likes straight porn..
hope you have answer to this..
best wishes to PLU… thanx..
Apr 25, 2007
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Clarification: hindi sya naaarouse when watching man to man porn alone. he needs me to be there watching with him para tigasan. weird.. I guess the main question is: How to make a bisexual man into a 100% full blown homosexual?
May 18, 2007
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ay…ano ba tong site na to?? puros kabadingan ata ah? anyway nandito na rin na ako…i’m a 4th year student. i’m not gay..but sometimes…i do get a little flustered whenever i see this jock in school. his name is brad paul nga pala. he would sometimes take a quick glance at me at school then I would catch him…one time nabisto ko nga ciang nakatitig sa kin sa may court. di naman kami close but one night things got different. we (our school) had a trip in pagudpod and we had to stay their for 3 days and 2 nights. ang kasama ko sa cuarto isa sa mga kaibigan nia. as expected, inimbita nia si brad para magtoma (mga walang hiya, bawal nga daw magdala eh!) anyway nung magtu-2 na I was half asleep playing my PSP. tulog na ung friend nia cia gising pa mukhang inaantok pero lasing ata (ewan) tapos tumayo cia mula sa sahig then tumalon ba naman sakin sa kama! di ko alam ggawin ko ewan ko kung lasing talaga…and he had a BONER! grabe…as in it pokes! he grabbed me. pumalag ako pero parang rape ata ung eksena! nung nasa mukha ko na ung face nia he tried to kiss me..tapos un na…the next day sobrang weird talaga paggising ko katabi ko cia shirtless tapos nasa lapag. his friend…i dunno about him. di ko nga alam kung lasing kasi ang agang nagising!
May 20, 2007
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Projection…
See http://www.geocities.com/gaydolph/Straight.htm
or get the book http://www.dwarfurl.com/aebee/howstr8
Jun 25, 2007
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ang sad.
Jun 25, 2007
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@lexxus
nice story…are u sure you are not gay? hala ka baka ni-video-han kayo nung friend nya…prepare yourself! hahaha
anyways, i will try my luck nga sa isang guy dito sa shop ko. super tahimik nya kasi…ewan ko ba kung alam nyang pogi sya kasi parang walang pakialam sa mundo…DOTA lang ng DOTA. well, the most intimate na nagagawa ko sa kanya so far ay ang pasimpleng haplos sa kanyang kamay every time inaabot nya ang bayad nya! ang honcho wala pa ring paki…hahaha
Nov 20, 2007
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@fattyacid
hmmmmmm… san yang comp shop niyo…
Dec 4, 2007
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@ lexxus
Hey btw if ur not gay what are you searching/or reading how to seduce astraight guy? No,bat ka nasa site na to?
Dec 5, 2007
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depende sa lalaki, kung mas malibog pa sya sa yo.. hindi kna mahihirapan pa..i tried it several times already kahit hindi mo sya masyado lasingin1 bwahaha
Dec 16, 2007
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it’s easy to seduce a straight guy…do watch porno then utter the perfect pick up line then poof!
Jan 7, 2008
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I think once seperated from his pack and comfortabel with a nice buzz going of course, its quite easy.
My main argument with the so-called “straight” boy is their #1 turn-on
3 way with two other girls!
97% of str8 guys fantaize about this 99% brag they have done it.
So lets break it down………….
the seducer speaking ;; “You would have your girl, do this for you “even if she has no lesbine desires”, but because she loves you,and this would turn you on and fulfill one of your deepest fantasies…right ?
responese: right.
Now if this turns “you” on so much, how woudl you feel if that also turned her on just as much but with you (male) and another guy?
97% response:….
No fuckin way. No dude is going to touch me, or me him! I am not GAY ! Thats sick !
seducer asking…”so then, you would ask or have the one you love do that for you, even if she felt unconfortable with it but agrees anyway only becasue she loves you and yet YOU wouldnt even give it 2 seconds of thought because “YOUR” not GAY .? How can you ask someone you “claim” to love do that for you and you woul’nt do the same for them…?
This gives most str8 guys some serious food for thought…
Why is it that most str8 guys are turned on by 2 girls getting it on, when 98% of most str8 woman get just as turned on watching 2 guys make out.. Yet its socially acceptable and tolerated to see 2 woman but God forbid you see 2 men.! How is it that it is such a turn on for “most” men yet unthinkable for that to turn on maybe just a small percentage of woman..?
Just goes to show you the selfishness of most macho men…
Jan 7, 2008
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hilarious! Magamit nga ung line na yan hahaha
Apr 9, 2008
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i was able to have sex with 3 straight guys since i was in highschool, now i’m working.
what did i do? i dunno, i think they fell in love with me. i dunno. it’s just that buntot sila ng buntot, though wala naman akong maraming pera para pagkaguluhan nila, and mas yamings sila compared sa akin that time.
all of them were classmates. i didnt tell anyone about what happened between us since i respect what happened, and sa amin na lang un, di na para pagsigawan pa na nakasex ko si ganto at si ganyan. ayaw kasi ng guys ng chismis so iwasan yun.
we had sex, yes, but i didnt need to make them lasing or what. spur of the moment. alam mo ung natural guy? ung libog talaga? tapos hahanap hanapin? something like that.
kaso guys, pag kasi STRAIGHT ang naka sex mo. mejo ikaw ang magtatrabaho. kinda boring since di sila chuchupa or di sila magpapa bottom. which is realistically applicable dahil nga straight sila.
anyway, you’ll get a lot of confidence in yourself naman since wala silang gagawin kundi umungol ng umungol, dahil in all honesty, tayo ang the best in terms of kaligayahan…
so ang tip ko sa inyo, don’t make yourself look like mahilig kayo sa etits. lalapit at lalapit yan. guys love company, so give it to them.
=)
Apr 19, 2008
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hmm..
i’m a gay..
konti lng experiences q.. bata pa q.. 17 y/o..
mhlig aq mag bike.. & same spot lng ang pinupntahan q at tntmbayan everyday or every other day and my nppnsin aqng gwapong guy na naglalakad everyday den.. grabe so macho and gwapo.. my ka look-alike nga siyang commercial model.. forgot sino..
den inoobserve q lng xa everyday.. titingnan pro d q inaapprroach kc knkbahan aq..
ung aim q lng kng bkt nagtatambay dun is to see cute guys n dumadaan sa daan n un.. pro d q p n try na mg approach isa mn sa knila..
den isang hapon sinundan ko xa.. den tumingin xa den nkrmdam aq ng kaba kc prang bubugbugin aq..(hehe).. den kinausap q..
“hi kuya, ikaw ba ung naglalakad dito araw araw?”
hehe yn ung tinanong q sa sobrang kaba..
“ahh oo bkit, ikaw ata ung nag bibike dyan everyday”
kinabahan ulit aq.. d aq makapagslita kc inentertain nia aq..
“oo aq nag bibike dyan.. nkatambay lng”
tinanong nia q kng bkit aq ng tatambay dun at kng bkit andun aq pro sbi q.. ala lng.. nag hihintay ng grasya..
and buti n lng kmi lng tao dun, maggagabi na nun eh.. den sbi q samahan mo nmn aq dun (mron kcng prang mga unfinished houses mlpit sa road, dun tlga venue ng mga milagro)
den nagalangan xa kc my rehearsal dw cla ng dance group nia pro tinanong nia q kng mablis dw ba aq mag work..
na excite aq kc ala mn aqng binabanggit na kahornyhan eh prang na fifigure out n nia.. ayun pumayag na aq sa binigy niang time.. 15 mins dw.. den nag pnta n kmi sa
unfinished na bahay den dun kmi.. hayy what a nice experience.. hinatid q pa xa sa dance rehearsal hosue nila.. haayy hbng nglalakad kmi ay enjoy n enjoy aq sa pgtingin sa face nia..
gwapo tlga xa as in.. artistahin.. tinanong q xa kng buti pumayag xa den sabi nia.. cute rn nmn daw akong gay..
yun na
Jun 28, 2008
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hai nakuh I envy all of your stories…
haiz…
even though I am at the minor age I have already encouter those things–apparently not as much as colorful and inspiring as what you have guys…
It’s been done a long time when I met the guy I thought I deserve for…
but still, our like what I’ve said unfortunately our relationship doesn’t work for long…
however I’ll share it…
It been done months ago…I met this guy in a clan(a griup of texters)I’ve been so kind and amicable on him… I’ve share a lot of things even those should be separated private…and one day he told me something that was too astounding for me….he court me nothing else…then he had convinced me that he love me…
I told him that I am not a virgin anymore and he replied “I love you for who and what you are–I don’t care what people might say to if do we really love each other.”
our relationship was work together with “kilig”, “sweetness”, and sometimes suspicious things and that is because of me–even though he still love me thouhg sometimes we’re having a quarrel “kasi pinagagalitan nia ako about what I suspicious of”…
likewise…
all things that start with happiness and with loneliness…
one day he told me to break up with him…
he needs space…
afterwards…
I became speechless…
and my bitter tears in my eyes begun to fall…
Sep 4, 2008
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i go to gym here in new manila every other day minsan may nakita akong cute guy macho pero I just ignored him. next time i saw him again, pero patay malisya lang ako, i noticed that sometimes nakatingin siya sa akin and the time na salubongin ko ang tingin niya bigla siyang titingin kong saan at ganito nalang palagi ang aming eksena napaka boring. one time he approach me with a very soft-low voice saying “Tapos ka naba” and i reply oo.. tapos na and i went home.