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Feb 13
Tuesday
Fun and Love and Dating
Valentine-flavored Email

A Valentine-flavored forwarded email about, what else, LOVE that made me smile smirk today. My favorite lines:

Ang mga henyo, nauubusan ng sagot. Ang malulungkot, sumasaya. Ang matitigas, lumalambot. (At tumitigas din ang mga bagay na madalas nama’y malambot.) Nakakatawa talaga. Lalo na kapag dumadating siya sa mga taong ayaw na talaga magmahal. Napansin ko nga eh. Parang kung gusto mo lang ma-in-love ulit, sabihin mo lang ang magic words na “Ayoko na ma-inlove!” biglang WACHA! Ayan na siya. Nang-aasar. Magpapaasar ka naman.

But really, I have no time for love. Not now. Not soon. (Sheesh, who am I fooling?! Grrrr!)

- o -

Ang puno’t dulo ng pag-ibig

Nakakatawa talaga ang love. Isa siyang napakalaking oxymoron. Lahat ng pwede mong masabi sa kanya, baliktarin mo at totoo pa rin. Ang labo diba? Pero ang linaw.

Masaya magmahal. Malungkot magmahal. Di mo naiintindihan pero naiintindihan mo. Walang rason. Maraming rason. Di mo na kaya, pero kaya mo pa rin. Masakit magmahal. Pero okey lang. Leche, ano ba talaga?!

May kaibigan ako, sabi niya dati “Love is only for stupid people.” Nakakatawa kasi laude ang standing niya, pero dumating ang panahon, na-in-love din ang hunghang. At ayun, tanga na siya ngayon. Lahat kasi ng nahahawakan ng love nagiging oxymoron din. O kaya paminsan, nagiging moron lang.

Hindi lang kasi basta baliktaran ang pag-ibig. Lahat ng bagay nababaligtad din niya. Lahat ng malalakas na tao, humihina. Ang mayayabang, nagpapakumbaba. Ang mga walang pakialam, nagiging Mother Teresa.

Ang mga henyo, nauubusan ng sagot. Ang malulungkot, sumasaya. Ang matitigas, lumalambot. (At tumitigas din ang mga bagay na madalas nama’y malambot.)

Nakakatawa talaga. Lalo na kapag dumadating siya sa mga taong ayaw na talaga magmahal. Napansin ko nga eh. Parang kung gusto mo lang ma-in-love ulit, sabihin mo lang ang magic words na “Ayoko na ma-inlove!” biglang WACHA! Ayan na siya. Nang-aasar. Magpapaasar ka naman.

Di ba nakakatawa rin na pagdating sa problema ng ibang tao, ang galing galing mo? Pero ‘pag problema mo na yung pinag-uusapan parang nawawalan ng saysay lahat ng ipinayo mo dun sa namomroblemang tao? Naiisip mong wala namang mali dun sa mga sinabi mo. Pero bakit parang wala ring tama?

Bali-baliktad din ang nasasabi ng mga taong tinamaan ng madugong pana ng pag-ibig. “Ngayon ko lang nalaman ganito pala. Sabi ko na eh!” “Ang sarap mabuhay. Pwede na ‘ko mamatay. Now na!”

At hindi lang ‘yon. Ang sarap din pagtawanan ng mga taong alam naman nilang masasaktan lang sila eh magpapatihulog pa rin sa bangin ng pag-ibig. Tapos ‘pag luray-luray na yung puso nila, siyempre hindi sila yung may kasalanan. Siya! “Bakit niya ‘ko sinaktan?” May kasama pang pagsuntok sa pader yon, at pagbabagsak ng pinto. Hayop talaga.

Mauubos ang buong magdamag ko kakasabi ng mga bagay na nakakatawa ‘pag pag-ibig na ang pinag-usapan. Ang daming beses ko na kasi siya nakasalubong kaya masasabi ko nang eksperto na ‘ko. Pero wala pa rin akong alam.

Pero ang pinakanakakatawa sa lahat ay ang katotohanang kapag gusto magpatawa ng pag-ibig, ipusta na mo na lahat ng ari-arian mo dahil siguradong ikaw ang punchline.

Nakakatawa no?

Nakakaiyak.


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13 Responses to “ Valentine-flavored Email ”
  1. it’s funny coz it’s true. :) nice site migs. you got me hooked in it. :)

  2. ibang klase ka talaga! migs

    sabi nga ni gibbs cadiz … applaude applows! :) hahaha

    si lily of the valley yata yon ! “turoonn!”

  3. Hay migs, mag drama ba? Pero agree akew sayo! Asan na pic mew na pinangako mo sa akin? Full-frontal, ha?

  4. chriscapade

    Feb 14, 2007
    Reply

    Migs!
    May tama ka.. pasok ka!

  5. migs! ang galing mo! anong diskarte ko? atras ako, abante si migs!

  6. SAKTO!

  7. kabogera ka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. parang ayaw ko na ma-inlove….hirap na hirap n ako….

  9. “Parang kung gusto mo lang ma-in-love ulit, sabihin mo lang ang magic words na “Ayoko na ma-inlove!” biglang WACHA! Ayan na siya. Nang-aasar.”

    NAKUUU! Asuuuuus, hindi yan totoo. Ilang beses ko nang sinubukan yang reverse psychology na yan. Ilang beses ko nang may-I-declare-to-the-whole-universe na “I’m through with love!” and the universe, nay, the MULTIVERSE answered me back, “Ok, fine. Whatever.” With matching fingers-forming-the-letter-W.

  10. Ay, mag tagalog ba? cute naman naman basta tungkol sa pag-ibig.

  11. Love is not all about feelings. It also about decision. There is no right or wrong decision…what is important, be responsible in every decision you make.

    Magmamahal pa rin ako kahit hindi nila ako iibigin.

  12. Share ko lang ‘to……
    I read this somewhere, hindi ko alam sino sumulat.

    Waiting for that someone who has the magic to make me fall in love again…

    Sometimes we close our eyes
    and just listen to the echoes of our hearts.

    We all fall in love
    and there are times when we love so much
    that we lose ourselves in our own emotions.

    More often than not
    we wonder why there are love that grows
    and love that grows cold.

    We would start to search for answers
    and try to find where love has gone wrong.

    But in the end we find ourselves, where we started
    for we cannot question love when it has its own reasons.

    Love will always be as it always has been ….
    silent, mysterious and deeply profound.

    Many of us believe that love is forever,
    that love never dies,
    only to be disillusioned in the end
    when we find our hands empty,
    and our hearts longing.

    We mistakenly have looked at love as a need to be fulfilled.

    But love is only a gift given to us.

    We should not hold it in our hands
    for we may never find the strength to let it go
    when it decides to leave.

    We should only embrace its warmth and glow while it last
    and then freely open our arms
    when its time to say good bye.

    When we fall in love with someone,
    we don’t want that feeling to end
    for it is everything we are,
    everything that we wanted to be.

    We pray that love will stay and grow in our hearts.

    But, if it doesn’t
    then we should never let our lives be taken by it,
    for life should not end where heartaches begin.

    There is always a reason why we have to move on.

    When we have to say goodbye
    to the feelings we wanted to stay forever,
    let us not wave our hands with a heavy heart.

    Love will have to set its wings free
    and find the place where it belongs.

    We may have lost it
    but then again,
    when we close our eyes
    and listen to the echoes of our hearts,
    we hear it resounding silently forever.

    Then we’ll know that it has never left us,
    for the good that we have become because of love will always stay.

    Its always been there reminding us
    that we should be thankful and happy,
    Not because we have lost love,
    but because, for once in our lives,
    that feeling lived in our hearts and make us happy.

  13. Kris Aquino

    Feb 15, 2007
    Reply

    ganda…


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